Miss Slough 2007 says of her fine name "that I may even one day forgive her for referring to me as Miss Slough 2007. For those not in the know, the Australian equivalent is being Queen of the Gatton Potato Festival."
I didn't know that such a prestigious title exists. I thought that only the British could lay claim to being "Queen of Something". I am intrigued and excited by this news. Maybe this is like the Princess Mary thing - I need to meet the handsome Prince of the Gatton Potato Festival at the Slip Inn and get him to make an honest woman of me. Best get my hair done in preparation.
Sorry, Naked Harry Potter, you've been replaced.
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