Now... back to my career as a Dominatrix

It all started at the LOUD-I-GRAS last Friday... Here I am with a few of my bitches. Check out the photo album at: http://www.imagestation.com/members/vonwoof

Oh, OK, fine... but only for you, Morgan!

Ooh, what's in the box???

Well, since Morgan has left us all and moved to Slough (sob) I have solemnly promised to do two deeply important duties in her absence:
1. Keep a blog. Augh! That never goes well - check out the last one if you want to know why... http://vonwoof.livejournal.com/
2. Send periodic installments of Australian Expatriate Survival Kits to her. The mysterious box was mailed several weeks ago. Its contents will be revealed shortly.

And here's to my new career as a Dominatrix

Yes, faithful reader, let's devote ourselves to hearing all about My New Career As A Dominatrix. Because let's face it... my career as an art director wasn't going anywhere. Now I get to walk all over my clients in stilettos, and EVERYONE's happy! And when does that EVER happen? And so I have found myself living Happily Ever After.

And since all my ideals and aspirations have been realised in my second blog entry, therer's no point keeping on writing, is there? A final treat could be getting a mention in the Guinness Book of Records for having kept the World's Shortest Blog.

So I guess that's it then...

Welcome to my new funkadelic spotty-dotty blog!

And farewell Livejournal (boo sucks to you and your "you need to pay me money if you want me to host your images" bollocks. The future is free, Livejournal!).